Epic camel toe and moose knuckle

Last week, thanks to our readers, we learned that a male “camel toe” is called a “moose knuckle”.

Today – and also thanks to our readers, because this one was reported by concerned citizen, Sarah – we found out what a really bad moose knuckle looks like:

(Click here to buy it)

OK, so that’s not what it actually is. But it’s what it made us think of (maybe we’ve just been spending too much time around the prisoners in the Fashion Police Jailhouse?). Why in the world would you want your dress to have an appendage? The two arms is more than enough for us, thanks, we have no need of a long trunk reaching to our ankles: and actually, now we come to think of it, given that the model is probably at least 5″9, probably more, it might just reach the floor on some of the rest of us.

Now that we’ve lowered the tone here, let us just lower it a little bit more, by showing you the epic camel toe we found after Sarah led us to the BooHoo.com website:

Do you see it?

Do you see it NOW? Aren’t drop-crotch pants just the WORST?

These are just £10: click here if you want to buy them. We will promise to try to look the other way…

P.S. We found a few other fashion crimes on the BooHoo website: look out for a Wear or Die next week!

5 Comments

  • September 2, 2011

    Heidi

    Think about the mechanics walking in that dress. Wouldn’t the front tail end up between your legs pulling the knot into her crotch?

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    • September 3, 2011

      chitraa

      good thinking @heidi..take a peek at my blog chitraasfahiondiary.blogspot.com

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      • September 3, 2011

        chitraa

        *chitraasfashiondiary.blogspot.com

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  • September 3, 2011

    Kota

    Pants – just plain ugly.

    Dress – I’m sure we’ve all seen people knot a shirt up around the midriff before. Maybe this is an attempt (and a rather bad one at that) to have that look, only as a dress.

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  • September 4, 2011

    Karen

    I actually do not hate the dress on that model, the front knot is kind of interesting. But for practical purposes, I can see how walking around with that would probably be quite awkward. Also, I am only 5’3″ so it would probably be trailing on the ground, too. But overall, not the worst dress I’ve ever seen.

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