Fashion Police Case Files: Camel Toe Crimes

Camel toe. It’s one of the few areas of fashion which our jurors are almost unanimous in their agreement about: it’s just not a great look.

Some fashion designers, however, disagree. They feel camel toe is something to be celebrated, not hidden, and so they go out of their way to create camel toe where it simply didn’t exist. They do this through the medium of the Saggy Assed Pant:

Camel Toe

[Exhibit A]

More camel toe crimes under the jump…

[Exhibit B: Droopy camel toe]

Asymmetric camel toe

[Exhibit C: Asymmetric camel toe with exaggerated butt crack. ]

Camel toe

[Exhibit D: Errr…]

Camel toe

[Exhibit E: The Worst Case of Camel Toe Ever]

9 Comments

  • February 17, 2012

    Heidi

    These remind me of the “lady pants” ad on “Hot in Cleveland.” I can hear the rustle of the adult diapers now. (If you haven’t seen it, you can find it on You Tube.)

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  • February 18, 2012

    bookmole

    Exhibit B is not a camel toe but a fake penis. God, why would anyone wear those trousers! They are currently out of stock – I assume that means they actually sold out? Which freaks me out – the thought I might see these “in the wild” is scary!

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    • February 21, 2012

      Olga

      I’m not sure you really *needed* to point that out. Now I won’t be able to sleep at night.

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  • February 19, 2012

    Centurytoolate

    That’s just Wrong ! ew

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  • February 21, 2012

    Janeth

    seeing these pictures is a mixture between sad, gross, funny, and just flat out wrong

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  • February 23, 2012

    Lane

    Dead. Im dead.

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  • February 25, 2012

    Nina

    Thanks for the laugh ^^

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  • April 18, 2012

    ARMS

    exhibit A has potential, and i like the shape of the pockets of exhibit D (not the pattern though, ugh)… the rest are just down right hilarious, especially exhibit E, like wow what is that and why?

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  • April 18, 2012

    ARMS

    oh and exhibit B is more like a penis, not a camel toe

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