Brief Jerky: Underwear made from… beef jerky

Brief_jerky

Here at The Fashion Police, we love us some beef jerky. Not as much as the people who apparently want to wrap it around their privates, mind you. We don’t think anyone should love beef jerky that much. Someone does, though, and that someone is Etsy seller Mixed Species, who is selling this fine example of "Brief Jerky" for the price of $139. For that sum, you too could look like the fine gentleman pictured just after the jump – be warned, though, this picture is probably Not Safe For Work. Or, indeed, for anyone who happens to be eating right now…


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18 Comments

  • June 12, 2008

    Veronika

    Gasp! and Cringe (yuuuuuck..)

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  • June 12, 2008

    Han

    …or anyone who wants to eat ever again.

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  • June 12, 2008

    amelia

    oh my gos, I’ve seen it all now.

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  • June 12, 2008

    amelia

    I meant oh my gosh…

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  • June 12, 2008

    Cadi

    I don’t…um…think that’s a…gentleman…
    I see jerky, but no sausage. :X
    And EEW.

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  • June 12, 2008

    Arielle

    Just when I think this site couldn’t possibly find a more terrible fashion crime to share…
    Wow. Just wow.

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  • June 12, 2008

    Diana

    The gentleman looks kinda WEIRD btw… and please give us something beautiful, my eyes hurt right now.. I mean is this suposed to look… sexy??????

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  • June 12, 2008

    Danielle

    ..Wow. He’s tucking it back even WITHOUT an extra pair of tight panties underneath. That’s a little impressive and also still very disgusting. I don’t want to eat anymore.

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  • June 12, 2008

    Veronika

    is that a tennis racket?? (in his hand)
    and again EWWWWW

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  • June 13, 2008

    sai

    Apparently, this is made of actual meat O.O I thought it was a print or something, but… dear… God…

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  • June 13, 2008

    Janet C

    $139!?!?! But then, as my DH said when I showed him this picture, “What did you expect? Jerky is expensive!” 😮

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  • June 16, 2008

    Siobhan25

    We should definitely not play with our food, nor wear it either.

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  • June 16, 2008

    Siobhan25

    We should definitely not play with our food, nor wear it either.

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  • June 16, 2008

    Siobhan25

    We should definitely not play with our food, nor wear it either.

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  • June 23, 2008

    sai

    hey…
    I just noticed…
    DID THEY GLUE FAKE JEWELS ONTO IT!?

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  • August 7, 2008

    mongrel

  • September 3, 2008

    Anna

    Nah, the jewels were already there, which makes the whole thing worse.
    *shudders*

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  • August 4, 2012

    Fashiononymous

    How would you wash this?

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