Bottoms Up! Butt-padded briefs give you a bottom like Beyonce

Padded_briefs Look carefully at this picture. See those large white pads on each butt cheek? They’re making this model look like she has a pert, rounded bottom… when she actually doesn’t. They’re also making her look like she was the victim of some kind of butt-cheek related injury, but let’s not think too hard about that right now. Instead, let’s look at the picture again and ask ourselves: what would it feel like to try and sit down with those things in your pants? Would your jeans still fit you, or would you need to buy new ones to accommodate your pad-enhanced derriere? And would you buy a pair?

If the answer to the last question was "abso-freaking-lutely", you can find them here. Do let us know how you get on, won’t you?

8 Comments

  • May 1, 2008

    amelia

    Unfortunately I really don’t need them! My Butt is big enough thank you very much!

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  • May 1, 2008

    gillian

    i think though…sitting on them might be kind of fun in a bouncy way?? i’m with amelia…my butt is big enuf as it is.

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  • May 1, 2008

    lovelyladylessy

    HA HA HA HA HA
    Oh my goodness… that is the funniest thing ever.
    Ever.

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  • May 1, 2008

    cmap

    uuum… haven’t padded panties been around FOREVER?! what’s the big deal?

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  • May 2, 2008

    Kaitlin

    Could anyone actually be so upset about a flat butt that they’d buy one of these?

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  • May 2, 2008

    Danielle

    I’ve got plenty of junk in the trunk, thank you 🙂

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  • September 2, 2008

    Hannah

    i understand how these could be practical, i mean, for those poor girls with no bottom!
    but i have quite enough thanks, so these to me would be pointless.
    but hey, it would be fun to wear them one day to phsyc out all the boyz!

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  • March 22, 2009

    kaylie

    i would buy one just to see if i could bounce while sitting then get angry when i cant, call the company, and demand a refund

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