Crime of Fashion: Little black lace dress

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We were going to use this dress as a ‘Wear or Die’ item today, but after searching for what felt like hours for a second item that would be a fair match for this one, equal to it in terms of sheer ugliness, we just had to give up. We suspect most of you would choose death over this little beauty, anyway, and honestly, we really wouldn’t blame you. Especially not after we look a look at the back view, and realised that yes, this really is just a couple of squares of black lace sewn together and worn over an American Apparel mini. Ye Gods!

We didn’t find this at some kind of specialist ‘Lady of the Night’ store, either, just in case you’re wondering (or even hoping to buy it). No, we found it at eDressMe, where it’ll cost you $130.

11 Comments

  • July 2, 2008

    Arielle

    Classy!
    Yes, that’s sarcasm.

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  • July 2, 2008

    Am

    But the model does have lovely legs… sigh…

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  • July 2, 2008

    Cadi

    Didn’t Britney Spears wear this to an event once? Pre-nutjob.

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  • July 2, 2008

    Diana

    I just HATE this kind of dresses… and seriously, I have a friend who´s wearing something like this for another friend´s wedding!! at least it wouldn´t be so boring… HAHA

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  • July 2, 2008

    Natasha

    Where do you wear this, and how do you avoid being arrested??

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  • July 3, 2008

    izzy

    no,am. i think it would’ve had to have been POST-nut-job for anyone, even britney, to have put themselves up 4 THAT. :O

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  • August 27, 2008

    ness

    i actually just bought this dress a couple days ago at edressme..and i LOVE it! Bought it for my 21st birthday it may be on the skimpy side but its a PERFECT dress for my night in hollywood… no dress could compare!!

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  • November 14, 2008

    danna

    i just bought this dress and i plan to wear it out for my birthday. i wanted something sexy, that i know would turn heads.
    i dont consider this a crime of fashion, plus, everyone has their own opinion about things. including fashion.

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  • July 15, 2009

    Rogue

    You know what, I kinda like it! I mean it’s not the perfect LBD but it is kinda fun and yet simple. It looks better from the back though! Plus only flawless figures can get away with a dress like that and look good!

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  • September 7, 2009

    Diandra

    I actually really like it, but of course i’d wear it with a solid black slip underneath!

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  • October 5, 2011

    Jessica

    I am a beautiful brown tone and I have the brown lace version from Arden B. It’s awesome and I look gooooood in it 😉 It is quite a contrast however on her, but whatever.

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