Bad Bikinis: The writing’s on the wall boobs…

Bikini_2 Can you guess what this particular item of clothing is, Fashion Force? Yes, it’s a BIKINI! Well done!

Those of us who needed the handy visual clue presented on the bikini top, of course, will have been forced to stare really closely at this model’s boobs in order to read it.  Was this the desired effect, we wonder? Because, you know, if you go to the beach with writing on your chest, people are going to want to read it, and while they’re staring at your bikini top, it’s just possible they’ll also notice the "boob underhang" that sometimes happens with triangle tops like this. Which would be unfortunate.

This bikini also demonstrates our most hated form of bikini bottoms, the "tiny triangle". You just know one strong wave is going to take those off, don’t you? And that you’re definitely going to need a Brazilian if you’re going to try to wear them.

Disagree? Get it for £8 at Discoo.

6 Comments

  • July 17, 2008

    alicen

    not only is this just an ugly bikini, but they picked the worst model to show it off. teeny-tiny bikinis like this only look good on extremely thin, curveless, boobless girls. it’s really unflattering on her.

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  • July 17, 2008

    Am

    I agree with you – this style of bikini is so fug it makes my eyes hurt! And it is yellow – yellow and swimwear don’t mix. It goes see through…

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  • July 17, 2008

    Mona

    At least they show a model that looks closer to reality – it does not trick one into believing that you could wear this style if you are not what Alicen described. At least it does not say “Boobs”. And isn’t it bi-ki-ni? not bik-ini? (I

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  • July 17, 2008

    Amanda

    The boob underhang. The lame word. This is all wrong. And if you’re going to have a word splashed across your boobs, couldn’t it at least be interesting? Like “Anodyne” or “Laconic.” At least those would be conversation starters.

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  • July 17, 2008

    angie,uk

    woah, this is sooooo rubbish.
    Its even worse than those plates that say “plate” or ” dinner” on them.

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  • September 7, 2009

    Diandra

    So ugly, and it definitely doesn’t look good on that poor model! It’s so small that it makes her look huge in comparison, when she’s really not.
    I don’t think the concept is that bad, kind of silly, but not that bad. What bothers me is the hard-to-read font, when I first looked at it I thought it said something like “bike-arina” like a combination of “biker” and “ballerina”……yeah, I’m dumb, I know XD

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