Best of The Fashion Police: Cloggens

Cloggens

They look like Crocs, they're ugly like Crocs, but these are not Crocs: no, they're Cloggens, the style enemy you (possibly) didn't know you had. Note the denim insert on the front: we'd probably arrest any shoe made out of denim, but when the rest of the shoe is a plastic Croc-a-like? Ho, boy…

Although we originally arrested these a couple of years ago, some pairs of Cloggens managed to evade arrest, and you can still buy them today, for $20, although we have no idea why you'd actually want to.

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10 Comments

  • June 25, 2009

    Lauren

    Oh my god! They are hideous! QUICK! Lock them up…again!
    I have no idea who wears these things..

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  • June 25, 2009

    Theresa

    AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

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  • June 25, 2009

    Bubbles

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo *running away in slo mo*

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  • June 26, 2009

    k

    I really hope that these are for children..

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  • June 26, 2009

    Romanticide

    The horror, the horror.

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  • June 27, 2009

    Amy

    I think even children would have run away from that.

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  • June 28, 2009

    karla

    haha. ridiculously ugly.

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  • June 29, 2009

    natalie

    EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!! *runs as fast as she can in the opposite direction*

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  • July 1, 2009

    Ash

    … Can you put change in the little pocket?

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  • July 29, 2009

    kecen

    Oh god, these are atrocious. Normal crocs are just ugly, but I have an aversion for copper/brass coloured metal discs, especially in contrast with denim. The snatch of fabric is completely out of place on the shoe.

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