Reported by Orla, these Azzedine Alaia shoes are £705 worth of lace-effect leather and, er, not much else. For some reason, we find ourselves thinking of insects every time we look at them, perhaps because we’re pretty sure that if spiders had feet, this is what they’d be wearing on them. Rich spiders, obviously: normal spiders clearly wouldn’t be able to afford them.
Browns claim that these babies will "look stunning with any outfit". Is the Ugly Prom Dress of the Day included in that sweeping statement, we wonder?