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1. Does anyone else think Carrie Underwood looks a bit like a fairy who lost her Christmas tree here? Or a toilet roll doll who lost her.. nevermind.
2. Who stole Miley Cyrus’s pants? You know we’ll catch you eventually, so you may as well own up now…
3. Although some of these shots look like they come from an 80s prom night, they’re actually mugshots from last night’s Billboard Music Awards. Your challenge is to go through them and decide who’s committing crimes of fashion and who’s innocent of all charges. Enjoy!
If these shoes were a person, they’d be Dame Barbara Cartland. They’d spend their days in a pink frilly boudoir, surrounded by fluffy white dogs with bows in their hair, drinking champagne (pink, natch) and re-applying their lipstick every couple of minutes.
And if that doesn’t make them a crime of fashion, well, we don’t know what does.
Oh, and they’re £819, too. Click here to buy them.
The Texas Tuxedo, jurors: now with added “stuck-togetherness”, so that you can have all the looks of double-denim, with the added inconvenience of having to get completely undressed every time you visit the bathroom.
As our regular readers know, any time a celebrity wears clumpy boots on the red carpet, an angel dies. So sad.
Going by that rule of thumb, Chloe Sevigny is definitely guilty of killing an angel at the UK screening of “Hit & Miss”. Is she also committing crimes of fashion, though? The Peep Toe Boot Rule suggests she is, but what do our jurors think? Do you like this purple Versus dress, with its diamond cut-outs at the waist? Tell us!
Also covering up a little after the UK premiere of Snow White and the Huntsman, Kristen Stewart turned up to the German photocall in this red and black pencil dress by 10 Crosby by Derek Lam, paired with a pair of Christian Louboutin’s ‘Pigalle’ pumps.
As usual, however, Kristen changed out of the heels immediately after the photocall, switching to a pair of black sneakers which she seems to always have on hand.
