Ash Ufo Open Toe Wedge Sneakers: a hybrid that should never have happened

Wedge-sneakers

Wedge, meet sneaker. Wedge sneaker, meet slingback. Wedge sneaker slingback, meet peep-toe.

Weird wedge-sneaker-slingback-peep toe hybrid, meet the inside of the Fashion Police jail. We hope you'll enjoy your stay! If you need anything, just holler. Don't expect us to answer, though: we're trying to pretend you don't actually exist. Sorry.

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9 Comments

  • April 22, 2009

    Mousy

    Your commentary for this one had me laughing my head off. 😀 I am glad this horrible shoe exists, just because it was fun to read about it.

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  • April 22, 2009

    Moni

    … and if this weird mutant wasn’t bad enough just by definition, they also had to make it crap-coloured, so we all would hate it even more.
    I almost feel pity for this poor shoe, but I hope you lock it up for good anyway.

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  • April 22, 2009

    Theresa

    Does anyone else think orthopedic shoe gone really wrong?

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  • April 22, 2009

    nj

    wow…i think if these had debuted for the good folks of 1977 they would have been getting down…sorry “weird wedge-sneaker-slingback-peep toe hybrid” you missed the boat

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  • April 22, 2009

    xony

    and is it just me, or it kinda wanted yo be a boot when it grew up??

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  • April 23, 2009

    xoxo

    is it just me or does it look like a football??

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  • April 24, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    The answer to Theresa’s question is yes.

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  • April 29, 2009

    Emma Veronica

    http://www.cosmopolitan.se/sites/default/files/u9925/eddies.jpg
    << I own it and I have never in my life gotten so many compliments for a shoe!!

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  • March 12, 2010

    Leia

    I do hate these!
    .-= Leia´s last blog ..Cupid’s Kiss =-.

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