Fashion Police at the 2012 Oscars: Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace

Angelina Jolie at the 2012 Oscars

Oh look, Angelina Jolie wore a black dress on the red carpet. How unusual. She also walked around with her leg out like this aaalll night. Which actually IS quite unusual, come to think of it…

Unfortunately for Angie, it wouldn’t really have mattered WHAT she’d worn, because the focus is always so much on her weight. We’ve already read the phrase “Needs to eat a sandwich” in connection with this woman about 200x today, and it’s not even mid-day yet. If we’d been playing the Fashion Police Drinking Game, we’d be drunk out of our minds by now. We kind of wish we had been, actually.

For every comment she gets about sandwiches, however, Angelina will make this face at you:

“YOU eat a sandwich!”

More (slightly delayed) Oscars coverage coming soon: stay tuned…

9 Comments

  • February 27, 2012

    Daisy

    I think she looks ackingly beautiful in pretty much anything she wears, but how many black gowns can one own/wear?

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  • February 27, 2012

    Jamie

    She looks really bad these days, and she knows it. Think the whole LEG-thing was a last desperate attemp to be seen as sexy, and for everyone who saw what happend on stage…

    …well, we can all agree that it was a huge failure.

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  • February 27, 2012

    Amanda

    She had the same awkward pose for the entire evening. She really had to kick her leg out for it to find its way out of that dress. The fact her leg has a twitter account with over 12,000 followers is not something to be proud of.

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  • February 27, 2012

    Mara

    Team Aniston is thrilled everytime Angelina makes a public apperance, lately. Few years ago I thought I’d never say this but Angelina is ugly. It’s not about looking too thin; she just isnt looking healthy.

    No matter what she wears, she’ll look like someone who just got released from the hospital.

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  • February 27, 2012

    Angie (not jolie...)

    She’s such an obvious drug user that it’s not even funny, hence the “cheapens everything i wear”-thing. Just bugs me that she never gets fully called out for it, and before you know it, we’ll have a new Whitney-incident.

    With that said, my opinion is that not a lot of things she wears look bad. Unfortunatly, she MAKES them look bad. Very unclassy behaviour at the Oscars, sort of thing you’d expect from maybe Nicki Minaj at MTV Awards or something.

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  • February 27, 2012

    lizvocal

    I mostly thought the dress wore her. She looked so gaunt and drawn, it wasn’t remotely funny.

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  • February 28, 2012

    Serinde

    pity he get a tux in a matching black. Seriously, ALL these guys have to do is brush their hair and find dark socks – Make sure your suit is dark enough for the dress

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    • February 28, 2012

      Serinde

      *cant get* (keyboard is broken)

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  • March 12, 2012

    Chips

    She wore peep-toe heels…

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