Andrea Crews harem pants make sure all eyes are on your crotch

andrea-crew-harem-pantsSometimes it can be hard to make sure your outfit really emphasises your crotch to the absolute maximum, can’t it? We know Lady Gaga and Katie Price will empathise with this problem, although we’re not sure either of them will appreciate this particular solution to it, which involves placing writing on the crotch of your pants, and then turning it upside down, so people have to stare even harder to try and work out what it says.

And what does it say? Well, something “is the future”, apparently. We’re not sure what, though, and we’ve spent more time looking at this crotch than we really want to, so we’re going to leave it up to you to fill in the blanks, readers? Fashion crime is the future? Filling your diaper in the name of fashion is the future? WHAT?

Andrea Crews harem pants, £164.96, Colette

10 Comments

  • September 7, 2009

    CoutureCoco

    Good grief is there no end to the Harem Horrors? Dreadful.
    .-= CoutureCoco´s last blog ..Eeek Angelina….! =-.

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  • September 7, 2009

    Ana

    OMG, that’s definately not the future…

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  • September 7, 2009

    Carissa

    Give them life sentence for public safety hazard. They are sickening!

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  • September 7, 2009

    Rock Hyrax

    I recommend following the link to the site, just for the pretentious blurb and the back view of the garment which suggests even more that a change of nappies is required in the very near future.

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  • September 8, 2009

    chocoholic

    Looks like they were pieced together from old tee shirts and accidentally sewn upside down.
    .-= chocoholic´s last blog ..Spring! =-.

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  • September 8, 2009

    Stack

    So it looks to me like it says ART is the future. Buttttt THAT is in NO way art. No way.

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  • September 8, 2009

    Anna

    What the…?
    .-= Anna´s last blog ..Annoying thing. =-.

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  • September 8, 2009

    karah

    This looks exactly like those “fashion design projects” that high schoolers make out of ugly old t-shirts..

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  • September 8, 2009

    JC

    I literally couldn’t look at it for too long without it hurting my brain..just what isss that meant to be?! It looks like an upside down hoody with little cycle shorts attached

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  • September 9, 2009

    Ekerplay

    I actually really like this! But perhaps that is just due to my obsessive love for harem pants.

    xxxxBisous, Ekerplay
    .-= Ekerplay´s last blog ..Link-a-tron =-.

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