Say you’re at the gym. You reach for your kit bag, but.. oh no! What’s this? Those pesky Fashion Police have swapped it for a bag of their own. A bag containing only American Apparel’s Lamé Suspender Swimsuit, a pair of their metallic hot shorts, and a note. With trembling fingers, you open the note and read one single line:
"Wear one of these items – or die! Mwaa ha ha!"
The choice is yours: you can either take a dip in the swimsuit, or work out in the hotpants (which you may wear with a top of your choice – as long as it doesn’t cover the pants, natch.). Which will it be?