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	<title>The Fashion Police: Ugly shoes, pants, bags and prom dresses &#187; Fashion Accessories</title>
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		<title>Fashion to get your teeth into: human tooth jewellery by Polly van der Glas</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/11/fashion-to-get-your-teeth-into-human-tooth-jewellery-by-polly-van-der-glas.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:03:58 +0000</pubDate>
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Fancy wearing someone&#8217;s teeth on your fingers, readers? Oh, come on! Around your neck, then? Still no? Well, Australian silversmith Polly van der Glas is giving us the opportunity to just that with her selection of rings and necklaces featuring real human teeth (donated and sterilized), and other items, including pendants and earrings made from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kate Spade gets in the Christmas spirt with triple strand bow necklace</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:01:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sheesh.
Now, we&#8217;re guessing most of you have probably noticed by now that your Fashion Police aren&#8217;t averse to the odd bow or two. Or, you know, seven. This Kate Spade necklace, though? Too much. Even for us. And we tend to think it&#8217;s enough to decorate your tree and gifts this Christmas &#8211; you don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The most expensive hair accessory ever? Erickson Beamon&#8217;s embellished velvet headband</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/11/the-most-expensive-hair-accessory-ever-erickson-beamons-embellished-velvet-headband.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/11/the-most-expensive-hair-accessory-ever-erickson-beamons-embellished-velvet-headband.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:06:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, it&#8217;s certainly pretty, we&#8217;ll give it that.
£760 / $1,260 worth of &#8220;pretty&#8221;, though? For a HEADBAND?
Um, no. And also: wow.
Feel like splashing some serious cash? Get it at Net-a-Porter.
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		<title>Wanted! Tom Ford Nikita cat-eye acetate sunglasses</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/11/tom-ford-nikita-cat-eye-acetate-sunglasses.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:02:12 +0000</pubDate>
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We have a feeling this may not be a popular opinion, but&#8230; we still kinda love these Tom Ford &#8216;Nikita&#8217; sunglasses. They make a nice change from all of the bug-eye and aviator styles that&#8217;ve dominated the past few years (not that we don&#8217;t love those, too, mind you: The Fashion Police are sunglasses junkies), [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Daylight Robbery: Pink bracelets by Luis Morais</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/11/daylight-robbery-pink-bracelets-by-luis-morais.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:01:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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&#8220;Iconic&#8221; and &#8220;spiritual&#8221; are the two words the people at Colette feel best describe these pink bracelets by Luis Morais.
Given that the bracelets in question retail for £787 / $1285, we&#8217;d like to suggest two more words. They are: &#8220;daylight&#8221; and &#8220;robbery&#8221;. The fact that the clover detail is 18c gold doesn&#8217;t change our assesment [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spot the Designer beanie hat</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/10/spot-the-designer-beanie-hat.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:49:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Fashion Police</dc:creator>
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The Dress Like a Toddler Trend strikes again!
Today, though, we’re not here to discuss whether or not adults should be wearing cuddly animals on their heads: we’re here to find out if you can guess which of the two items above is a designer hat, and which is from a high street chain. And while [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Daylight Robbery: Maison Martin Margiela&#8217;s furry brooch</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/09/daylight-robbery-maison-martin-margielas-furry-brooch.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/09/daylight-robbery-maison-martin-margielas-furry-brooch.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:05:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We were going to play Guess What It Is with this, but what the hell, we&#8217;ll just tell you: it&#8217;s a brooch.
A furry brooch.
A $216 furry brooch. Which, OK, isn&#8217;t the most blatant example of Daylight Robbery we&#8217;ve ever seen, but the fact that there are people who would walk into a store and think [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stephen Jones&#8217; wool hat &#8211; for well dressed bank robbers</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/09/stephen-jones-wool-hat-for-well-dressed-bank-robbers.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/09/stephen-jones-wool-hat-for-well-dressed-bank-robbers.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 08:02:26 +0000</pubDate>
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We&#8217;re assuming this hat is designed for those who like to commit acts of Daylight Robbery. Fittingly, then, it costs £212 at Colette, and will allow you to keep your identity a secret AND your nose warm. Multitasking! We love it!
Still, at least your warm nose will be a source of comfort to you as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alexander McQueen makes fork and spoon earrings</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/09/alexander-mcqueen-makes-fork-and-spoon-earrings.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/09/alexander-mcqueen-makes-fork-and-spoon-earrings.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 10:45:12 +0000</pubDate>
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If Kelly Osbourne is ever looking for a pair of earrings to wear with the &#8220;everything but the kitchen sink&#8221; necklace she wore earlier this week, Alexander McQueen has just the thing for her. These fork and knife earrings are £155 at Browns, and they&#8217;ll also come in handy if you start to feel peckish [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Unsolved Mysteries: Helene Berman Knitted Veil Bobble Beanie</title>
		<link>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/09/unsolved-mysteries-helene-berman-knitted-veil-bobble-beanie.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/09/unsolved-mysteries-helene-berman-knitted-veil-bobble-beanie.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 08:04:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK, we&#8217;re lost: we&#8217;re big fans of Helene Berman&#8217;s wonderful collection of hats, but we&#8217;ve been racking our brains (doesn&#8217;t take us long, to be fair) and we just can&#8217;t work out why you&#8217;d need a veil on your beanie. All we can come up with is a particularly freezing funeral or a very formal [...]]]></description>
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