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Archive for the ‘Fashion Accessories’ Category
Wednesday, November 18th, 2009
Fancy wearing someone’s teeth on your fingers, readers? Oh, come on! Around your neck, then? Still no? Well, Australian silversmith Polly van der Glas is giving us the opportunity to just that with her selection of rings and necklaces featuring real human teeth (donated and sterilized), and other items, including pendants and earrings made from human hair.
Well, they’ll certainly be a talking point, won’t they?
For more information, or to enquire about purchasing one of these, visit Polly’s website here.
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Tuesday, November 17th, 2009
 Sheesh.
Now, we’re guessing most of you have probably noticed by now that your Fashion Police aren’t averse to the odd bow or two. Or, you know, seven. This Kate Spade necklace, though? Too much. Even for us. And we tend to think it’s enough to decorate your tree and gifts this Christmas – you don’t have to decorate yourself, too. Or not in the same way you’re wrapping your parcels, anyway.
Do you agree? Or would you just love to wrap yourself in this? If you would, it’s $125 from the Kate Spade website.
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Friday, November 13th, 2009
 Well, it’s certainly pretty, we’ll give it that.
£760 / $1,260 worth of “pretty”, though? For a HEADBAND?
Um, no. And also: wow.
Feel like splashing some serious cash? Get it at Net-a-Porter.
Friday, November 6th, 2009
We have a feeling this may not be a popular opinion, but… we still kinda love these Tom Ford ‘Nikita’ sunglasses. They make a nice change from all of the bug-eye and aviator styles that’ve dominated the past few years (not that we don’t love those, too, mind you: The Fashion Police are sunglasses junkies), and they have a nice little retro twist to them, too, which is always appreciated round these here parts.
Tom Ford ‘Nikita’ sunglasses, £235, Net-a-Porter
Wednesday, November 4th, 2009
“Iconic” and “spiritual” are the two words the people at Colette feel best describe these pink bracelets by Luis Morais.
Given that the bracelets in question retail for £787 / $1285, we’d like to suggest two more words. They are: “daylight” and “robbery”. The fact that the clover detail is 18c gold doesn’t change our assesment of that, either.
Anyone like to suggest any more?
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009
The Dress Like a Toddler Trend strikes again!
Today, though, we’re not here to discuss whether or not adults should be wearing cuddly animals on their heads: we’re here to find out if you can guess which of the two items above is a designer hat, and which is from a high street chain. And while we’re on the subject, which one do you prefer, assuming you’d wear either of them?
Check back tomorrow for the answer!
[EDIT: or take a look below the jump for the answer, which has now been added!]
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Thursday, September 24th, 2009
 We were going to play Guess What It Is with this, but what the hell, we’ll just tell you: it’s a brooch.
A furry brooch.
A $216 furry brooch. Which, OK, isn’t the most blatant example of Daylight Robbery we’ve ever seen, but the fact that there are people who would walk into a store and think this was worth dropping $200+ on fascinates us.
Seriously, shoes or furry brooch, shoes or furry brooch? Anyone going to go for “furry brooch”? Is so, here’s where to get it…
Thursday, September 17th, 2009
We’re assuming this hat is designed for those who like to commit acts of Daylight Robbery. Fittingly, then, it costs £212 at Colette, and will allow you to keep your identity a secret AND your nose warm. Multitasking! We love it!
Still, at least your warm nose will be a source of comfort to you as you languish in the Fashion Police jail – or possibly even the REAL jail if someone becomes alarmed by your anonymous presence and decides you must be up to no good…
Friday, September 11th, 2009
If Kelly Osbourne is ever looking for a pair of earrings to wear with the “everything but the kitchen sink” necklace she wore earlier this week, Alexander McQueen has just the thing for her. These fork and knife earrings are £155 at Browns, and they’ll also come in handy if you start to feel peckish while you’re out and about. Tempted?
Wednesday, September 9th, 2009
 OK, we’re lost: we’re big fans of Helene Berman’s wonderful collection of hats, but we’ve been racking our brains (doesn’t take us long, to be fair) and we just can’t work out why you’d need a veil on your beanie. All we can come up with is a particularly freezing funeral or a very formal fireworks display/other outdoor event that leaves you out in the cold for hours.
If you can enlighten us on the use of this object, we’d greatly appreciate it.
Helene Berman Knitted Veil Bobble Beanie, £30
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