Fashion Accessories

      hair-hat

      Bad hair day? Try a Eugenia Kim Hair Hat

      Eugenia Kim Hair Hats, £266 We’ve all been there, haven’t we? You wake up late, you absolutely HAVE to leave for work, like, five minutes ago, and there’s nothing – NOTHING – you can do to make your hair behave the way you want it to, so you sigh in…

      garlands

      Style Trial: Flower garlands

      If personal style blogs are to be believed, a lot of women spent a large part of last summer prancing around the woods with giant flower garlands on their heads. The trouble with this, of course, is that personal style blogs possibly AREN’T a great indication of what people who…

      dollar bill necklace

      Would you wear… a dollar bill necklace?

        They say that if ya got it, ya may as well flaunt it. Except when it comes to cold, hard cash. It’s just not really classy to walk around flashing a fistful of dollars, is it? Or even, you could argue, to wear one single dollar bill slung around…

      ugly hat

      Nice hat.

      Or…not. Seriously, what are we even looking at here? Is her face in jail? A strange, woolen hat jail? Is the tip of her nose really cold? Also: what if she wants to eat something, or take a sip of water? What if she sneezes? So many reasons to find…

      meat necklace

      The Meat-Lace: suitable for vegetarians

      Worry not, Fashion Police jurors: no animals were harmed in the making of this necklace – sorry, “meat-lace”: it’s made from “100% animal-friendly” materials. We’re just going to go ahead and admit that “inspired by Lady Gaga’s meat dress” are words we never hoped to have to read, but if…

      Azumu & David Bob hats

      Bob hats by Azumi & David

      Want to get a head (of hair)? Why, get a hat! An Azumi & David hat, we mean. Well, it’s a lot lower-risk than actually cutting your hair like this, and it’ll keep your ears warm too: win-win! “But Fashion Police!” we hear you cry, “I’m a guy! I don’t…

      A-Morir sunglasses

      Strange Sunnies: A-Morir Spring 2012

      Sunglasses: they’re always either a little bit boring, or a bit bit crazy. These ones by A-Morir won’t leave you much change out of £500 in some cases (some are cheaper, though. And by “cheaper” we mean they’re only £300), and we’re questioning how, exactly, you’d be able to see…

      Silver ring with two ears by Calourette

      EAR Fashion: Calourette Ear Ring

      Sometimes the items we arrest are large, in-your-face fashion criminals: the kind of items of clothing which no one could possibly miss, were you to walk down the street in them. And sometimes they’re smaller, more subtle details, which still make us do a double take and wonder if some…

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      Would you wear… A cherry headband by Piers Atkinson?

      Sometimes what happens on the runway stays on the runway. Other times, what happens on the runway filters through to retailers, and suddenly those wacky, experimental looks are actually available to buy and wear, in real life. The Fall 2011 runways had more than their fair share of giant headgear (see Dior…

      eyebrow shades

      Strange Sunnies: The Eyebrow Sunglasses by Laura Kranitz

      Sunglasses with fake (gold) eyebrows attached to them: why has no one done this before? (Other than joke stores selling Groucho Marx costumes, we mean.) Seriously, think of the possibilities for people who over-pluck, people who can’t be bothered to pluck, people with unibrows, eyebrow rugs, or just generally badly…

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      Multifunctional Fashion: Hat becomes bag!

      You know all those times when you’re out shopping, and your head suddenly becomes unbearably cold? Wouldn’t it be great if you could just take your handbag and, you know, stick it on your head? Well, you can, thanks to Azumi & David and the latest version of their famous…