garlands

Style Trial: Flower garlands



garlands

If personal style blogs are to be believed, a lot of women spent a large part of last summer prancing around the woods with giant flower garlands on their heads. The trouble with this, of course, is that personal style blogs possibly AREN’T a great [...]

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ugly hat

Nice hat.



ugly hat

Or…not. Seriously, what are we even looking at here? Is her face in jail? A strange, woolen hat jail? Is the tip of her nose really cold? Also: what if she wants to eat something, or take a sip of water? What if she sneezes? [...]

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meat necklace

The Meat-Lace: suitable for vegetarians



meat necklace

Worry not, Fashion Police jurors: no animals were harmed in the making of this necklace – sorry, “meat-lace”: it’s made from “100% animal-friendly” materials. We’re just going to go ahead and admit that “inspired by Lady Gaga’s meat dress” are words we never hoped to [...]

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fringed cap

Eyesight is SO last season, apparently…



fringed cap

Well, seriously: who really NEEDS to see where they’re going, anyway? Don’t you know that being able to see is, like, SO last season? This winter, all of the edgy dressers will be walking around in one of these: And probably FALLING around in one [...]

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Azumu & David Bob hats

Bob hats by Azumi & David



Azumu & David Bob hats

Want to get a head (of hair)? Why, get a hat! An Azumi & David hat, we mean. Well, it’s a lot lower-risk than actually cutting your hair like this, and it’ll keep your ears warm too: win-win! “But Fashion Police!” we hear you cry, [...]

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A-Morir sunglasses

Strange Sunnies: A-Morir Spring 2012



A-Morir sunglasses

Sunglasses: they’re always either a little bit boring, or a bit bit crazy. These ones by A-Morir won’t leave you much change out of £500 in some cases (some are cheaper, though. And by “cheaper” we mean they’re only £300), and we’re questioning how, exactly, [...]

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