This week’s Fashion Crime Friday roundup has a bit of a “body parts” theme. We apologise in advance for any distressed caused by the following swimsuit:
This is fairly typical for Black Milk, who make some awesome Halloween costumes, with the only issue being that they’re not actually Halloween costumes. Have they gone too far, though, with this fairly graphic representation of, well, dem guts? All we’ll say is that you’d certainly need some guts to wear it…
It’s a HANDbag, geddit? We’re not sure it’s a crime of fashion, exactly, but it’s kinda creepy, and it’s also kinda £1,610, so here it is. On the other hand (groan), though, it could come in really “handy”, no?
(Oh yeah, this week’s roundup also has a “bad jokes” theme. We apologise for that, too.)
Suspect # 3 | Knee-pad tights
This style suspect isn’t a body part itself, but rather an item of clothing designed to draw attention to a particular body part: the knees. Knee-pad tights come up on our radar every so often, but we’ve never come any closer to understanding why they exist. Any time we see them, all we can do is wonder why the wearer is expecting to spend so much time on her knees that her tights have to be padded. Now there’s a mystery.
Suspect # 4 | These Shoes
OK, so these don’t actually have any connection to body parts at all. They ARE crimes of fashion, though: don’t you think?
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