It’s OK: before you say it, no, we’re not going arrest these, because the site we found them on makes it clear that they’re not supposed to be taken (or worn) seriously: they suggest they’d be excellent for a party (of the costume kind, we presume) or dare, and we can’t disagree with that. In fact, they’re so realistic looking when worn, we reckon you’d have to be very daring indeed to want to give these a go: and you’d probably risk being stopped and questioned by the REAL police if you decided to wear them in public.
With Halloween just a couple of weeks away, however, these could definitely make a hilarious costume, so if you have the balls – or the butt – to wear them, you can grab a pair here.
On a semi-related note, these are beauty rather than fashion-related, but while you’re buying your butt-revealling underwear, we highly recommend taking a look at some of the beauty aids on the site, which are designed to help you exercise your face…
.. and otherwise improve the appearance of your face:
Not while you’re wearing them, obviously. (And possibly not AFTER you wear them either for all we know.) These are obviously not intended to worn in public either. If ever there was evidence that modelling is hard, though, this would be it: and it’s not just fashion models who have to suffer for their art either!