An acid wash denim emergency: no wonder the model has her back turned…
Acid wash denim has once again been spotted in stores around the internet.
We say “again”. Like so many elements of 80s fashion, acid wash denim is one of those looks that just keeps coming back, no matter how hard our officers try to stamp it out for good. And, ALSO like many other elements of 80s fashion, those young enough to not remember it the first time around are quite often willing to embrace the look. This is why The Fashion Police exists, people.*
(*We’re joking: you’re totally free to wear what you like. Unless it’s Crocs. Then we really ARE coming after you.)
Acid wash, as you probably, know, is a technique of bleaching denim using stones and chlorine, until you get that washed-out “marbled” effect, as shown above. This wash was super-popular during the latter part of the 80s, but the items in our lineup are all currently available for sale from popular, mass-market fashion brands (River Island is a particular culprit here), so as you can see, this isn’t a history lesson we’re giving you here: it’s a serious warning.
Why do The Fashion Police hate acid wash? It’s not JUST because of its strong association with the Decade That Fashion Forgot. No, we think acid wash has the ability to make any item look instantly cheap and – we’re just going to say it – tacky. Take the skirt at the top right of the image, for instance (It’s from River Island. We really weren’t joking about their culpability in the acid wash denim war…):
This is seriously frump-tastic. And we say that as big fans of longer-length skirts (They give you licence to wear sky-high heels: what’s not to love?), so it’s not the length that’s triggering our fashion-crime detectors here. It’s the elasticated waist. And the shapeless cut. And, of yeah, the ACID WASH DENIM, which somehow manages to make a frumpy denim skirt look almost trashy. How does it do it? Honestly, we have no idea. That, friends, is the power of acid wash denim. It’s also why we’re putting out an Amber Alert on the stuff and advising people not to approach it – we don’t want any nasty accidents, after all.
As always, however, taste is totally subjective. Who knows: maybe we just hate acid wash because we once had a nasty encounter with a denim jacket, which our memories have totally suppressed? It could be. (Note: it isn’t.) Indeed, many of you will probably want to tell us it’s just because we’re OLD and FAT and couldn’t pull it off even if we wanted to. (Which obviously we DON’T. Just in case that wasn’t obvious from the rest of this post.)
What do you think, trainee officers? Do you love it or hate it? Will you wear it or arrest it?
What are your thoughts on acid-wash denim?
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