Is this one of the worst wedding dresses ever?

See through wedding dresses with boobs on display

Sheer wedding dress from the side with pants on displayWe think this has to be one of the worst wedding dresses we’ve ever seen. And trust us, we’ve seen a few…

We know what you’re thinking. “Come ON, Fashion Police!” you’re saying, as you peek at the screen from behind your fingers, “THAT’S not a wedding dress! Seriously, it CAN’T be. It’s…some kind of performance art, probably. Or one of those one-off art projects that aren’t actually supposed to be worn as clothing. Surely?”

Nope, sorry: we hate to break it to you, but this is, indeed, a wedding dress: or that’s what the product description calls it, anyway. “Daniel and Meg wedding dress, 1030 EUR”. See? You can buy it. From a fashion website. And it has a train: what more do you want to make it a wedding dress? Other than the actual DRESS part, we mean. Because, let’s face it: if the guests can instantly see what colour the bride’s underwear is – and, er, how cold she might be feeling – there’s a good chance you’re looking at one of the worst wedding dresses ever. EVER. It’s possible (although by no means certain) the groom might like it, but what will the vicar say? And the in-laws? This is one bride who probably WON’T be getting an invite to Sunday lunch with the mother-in-law, huh?

This is available to buy at Ra Shop, and if you’re quick, you can currently grab it on sale for 50% off. And probably if you’re slow, too, to be honest: we just can’t see too many people rushing to buy this one, can you?

Still not convinced it’s one of the worst wedding dresses ever?

Here are some others, for the sake of comparison:

worst wedding dresses everAlexis Mabile’s “modest” wedding dress

worst wedding dressesThese came from a collection called “The Sensuous Bride“. Quite.

All of these, however – possibly even the “dress” (and we use that word in its loosest possible sense) at the top of the page, which started us out on this search, pale into insignificance when compared to this:

worst wedding dresses

We’d apologise for the low quality of this image, but when you’re talking about one of the worst wedding “dresses” (and again, those inverted commas become necessary…) sometimes a little blurriness is a GOOD thing, you know what we’re saying? Now, we have no idea where this… garment… came from, or if, indeed, it’s even a real item, designed to be sold and worn. What we DO know, however, is that we think we’d rather wear the “naked” dress at the top of the page, than this… thing.

What about you? Which is the worst of the worst wedding dresses?

 

15 Comments

  • Reply January 22, 2013

    Gina

    To be fair, on the website it does recommend pairing it with other items. Such as the gray catsuit and black “power” dress. Oh, look at that, they are completely sheer too. Apparently, nipples are this year’s required wedding accessory.

  • Reply January 22, 2013

    Teresa via Facebook

    Good Lord, have mercy! How does someone come up with this?

  • Reply January 22, 2013

    Kathleen Dunn

    Pretty bad, but the very worst wedding dress I ever saw was the African tribal dress in a museum exhibit with the monkey fur hanging down from the armpits.

  • Reply January 22, 2013

    lizvocal

    I knew a knitter who showed up to a meeting with attorneys and judges dressed in something that was only slightly less revealing than the top “dress” here. Apparently, knitting needles cause brain damage.

    A larger question: why do brides feel the need to impress their guests with their sexiness? You are getting married, people assume you are having sex, and you are vowing (usually) to have it just with the groom. Why the need? To show everyone else what they are missing? To pretend to yourself that marriage won’t change your awesomeness? Does anyone know?

  • Reply January 22, 2013

    bookmole

    The last dress is (apparently) by Pam Hogg and was seen at London Fashion Week, 2010. Along with a whole heap of other nude fashion, included Alice Dellal in Apron Front and no Back at all. Well, exept her own, which is quite nice, truth be told.

    Link to Pam Hogg 2010 – http://www.hotelfashionland.com/designers/fashion-week-uk-style/
    Link to Alice Dellal’s naked bum – http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/18/alice-dellal-pam-hogg-nsfw-photos_n_1893933.html

    However, no picture of THAT DRESS in The Huff’s slideshow.

  • Reply January 23, 2013

    Merp.

    I….. really like the “modest” wedding dress. From an artistic standpoint. But isn’t that what most runway fashion is about – art over pragmatism? Even so, I still hate the last one.

    However the “sensuous brides”…. I’m not so sure. They kind of look like more sexed-up middle schoolers from the early 2000s.

  • Reply January 23, 2013

    Ghalia

    “long transparant white plastic handknitted sleeveless tube-dress with plastic knotted ruffles at all sides. 100% polythene. made in united kingdom. no cleaning.”

    When is that ever a good description for a wedding dress?

  • Reply January 23, 2013

    Tali

    Ok, so I got married in DIY leather dress, so I thought (when I clicked on the link in my Bloglovin reader) – I probably be the one who’d say yay, I’d be married in a dress like this! But then I saw the full photos… and the other ones.
    I refuse to believe these people are serious.. especially those, who made the last one.

  • Reply January 23, 2013

    Sarah

    Perhaps the top one could work if the bride accessorized with some seashells and shimmery green underwear? Would only work if she took her vows after walking out of the water with seaweed stuck to her “dress” for effect…. Give her hair some wild beachy waves, and she will have the perfect mermaid-caught-in-a-net look!! :D

  • Reply January 23, 2013

    SHONA

    Hilarious!!!!!!!! Looool

  • Reply January 24, 2013

    hilary0

    The black panties ruin it.

  • Reply January 28, 2013

    Claudia

    “Modest” wedding dress, to be sure… I’d call it the wedding dress for anorexics. How do you even drink your glass of champagne in this? Even if you just pour the liquid through the fabirc (yuck!) – what about the wedding banquet? A real pity as the thing has no waist and six courses would go into the bride without discomfort.

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  • Reply February 28, 2013

    Tii

    The last one looks as though she has penis

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