From the front, they look perfectly normal, albeit in a glitter ball kinda way.
From the side, meanwhile…
From the back, however:
Yup, that would be a tiny little butt, attached to a tiny pair of legs. Almost as if a tiny little stripper is holding up your shoe. Because that’s not strange AT ALL, is it?
Well, IS it? Would you buy these shoes, or would you rather stick to ACTUAL heels, thanks very much?