red suede of mask

This Christmas, why not treat yourself to a $710 suede fox mask, by Fellt Ilya? Because THAT won’t look ridiculous at all, will it? In fact, it’s the kind of winter staple everyone should own, don’t you think?

Seriously: we need to know who’s buying this kind of thing. WHO? Who has $700 to spend on a fox mask? Where do they wear them? What kind of reaction do they get when they do? And where do they live? Because, seriously, we want to move there: where WE live, simply wearing a dress has the power to send ripples of amazement through the entire community. We want to move to the place where people can wear fox masks, and no one bats an eyelid. As long as the wearing of the masks isn’t actually compulsory, that is…

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3 COMMENTS

  1. It’s for bank robbery. Victims will be so fascinated by the fox mask – as opposed to your old, boring holey black stocking – that nobody will be able to give *any* description at all, especially since the lens of the surveillance camera will crack once this hits its sensor. That way, the mask will pay for itself.

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