Frankenshoes: Jeffrey Campbell ‘Kick It’ platform boots

Jeffrey Campbell Kick It bootsWell, we didn’t think it was possible, but we have to hand it to Jeffrey Campbell: he’s somehow managed to create a shoe we dislike even more than we disliked the ubiquitous Litas. In fact, speaking of the Litas… these ‘Kick It’ boots are basically what the Litas would look like if they suddenly grew udders, aren’t they? Do those look like udders on the sole to anyone else? They do now, don’t they?

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  • December 13, 2012


    Truly awful. Jeffrey Campbell must be stopped.

  • December 13, 2012

    Paula via Facebook

    Oh dear Lord, make it stop

  • December 13, 2012


    It actually looks so much like udders that I am waiting to see the shoe in light pink. Hello, Clarabelle Cow!

    • December 14, 2012


      OMG, you just made my day xD

  • December 13, 2012


    I have the “brown hiking boot” in a flat. I think it was by another brand, though. Perhaps a brand that also sold fishing poles and camouflage?

  • December 16, 2012


    EW EW EW. This looks like it would cause the wearer to trip very easily. I seriously think they gathered a group of people together to create a way to make an even uglier Lita. Success I suppose…