This all makes sense once you realize it was designed by Yoko Ono. Seriously, if we’d had to guess, we’d have said either:
a) Yoko Ono
b) A 13-year-old schoolboy who didn’t realise the designs would be made into ACTUAL clothes.
Let’s investigate further:
The man bra. The perfect Christmas gift for the guy who has everything!
We’re fairly sure that top is based on some graffiti we’ve seen on a wall near the Fashion Police HQ…
This one’s called “The Conservative Suit”. The joke is that it’s NOT conservative. Oh, how your boss will laugh when you roll into the office with THIS on your ass:
How we’ll ALL laugh, in fact. We can hear the “can I give you a hand?” jokes now, in fact.
We reckon it’d be a brave man who’d wear any of this. Do you know such a man? You can Â buy everything featured at Opening Ceremony, if so…