Are these the ugliest boots of the year?

ugly boots

We could very well be mistaken. But if there’s an uglier pair of boots out there right now, we don’t want to know about it.

Actually, scratch that: we DO want to know about it. Because we’re The Fashion Police: it’s our job to know about these things. How else can we protect the stylish world from these attacks on their taste? So, what do you think: are these the ugliest boots of the year, or have you seen something that can top them? If you can, tell us about it! And if you can’t, well, at least you know that these are safely in Fashion Police custody, so you can sleep safe tonight…

ugly boots

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  • November 8, 2012

    Carolina W

    It looks like one of my dad’s old dress shoes with a plastic tube stuffed in it, then a big piece of leather pulled over it. Yuck.

    • November 8, 2012


      My sentiments exactly.

  • November 8, 2012


    Of course there are uglier shoes than these – I mean, there is this whole blog with stuff that for the largest part is clearly art, and not meat to be worn at all, but incredibly ugly.

    What makes these so horrible is that they look shrunken, like something that has been dug up after six months underground. They have a certain “necro” aspect to them which would might appeal to the goth and wannabe-vampire crowd.

  • November 8, 2012


    £800! For something that looks like mediaeval footwear…

  • November 15, 2012


    These remind me of super hero shoes. I don’t know why.