We'd like to think this almost-sheer bodysuit is actually supposed to be lingerie, and that ASOS have simply neglected to point that out in the product description.
We'd also like to think that when they showed it styled with a mini-skirt, earrings and ankle boots, as if ready for a night on the town, they were simply messing with us.
As we say, we'd LIKE to think those things. But let's face it: we're The Fashion Police. We have learned to lower our expectations when it comes to clothing, so we're pretty sure this garment is designed to be worn out in public, hopefully with copious amounts of fashion tape to keep it in place.
We're also pretty sure there are plenty of people who'll wear it. Are you one of them?