Should they exist, though: that is the question we're here today to ponder.
They're by Giuseppe Zanotti, they're a whopping £2,070, but despite costing more than a beat-up car, they're not exactly the most versatile pieces of footwear in the world, consisting of the heel-less silhouette we've become oh-so-familiar with over the past few years, topped with expensive-looking Swarovski crystals and finished with cheap looking pink plastic spikes. They're something of a contradiction then, which leaves us wondering who would wear such a thing? At the moment, all we can come up with is a teenage punk bride with a trust fund. Your guesses are welcome. Oh, as are your judgements on whether or not these constitute a crime of fashion...