Any time our officers come across one of those "dresses" that requires the use of inverted commas around the word, because it's really just a fancy bodysuit with a net curtain slung over the top, they find themselves wondering: who would wear such a thing?
Today we at last have an answer to that question: Lea Michele would wear such a thing. To Elle’s 19th Annual Women In Hollywood Celebration, no less.
Is Lea committing a crime of fashion, though? Does the fact that it's a particularly fancy bodysuit, covered with a particularly elaborate curtain, make up for the fact that she's out in public in something that most of us would class as lingerie? Does the "if ya got it, flaunt it" argument come into play here?
It's up to you, jurors. Tell us: is she guilty or innocent of committing crimes of fashion?