We're not normally ones to suggest that clothes should ever be joined together - heaven forbid! But even we have to admit that these...
...might just look a tiny bit better if they were to magically be combined with this:
It would still be a misdemeanor, of course, but at least we wouldn't be sitting here desperately trying to resist making all the jokes that come to mind at the sight of that, er, package.
As for this, however:
This is beyond our help. What's the point of a down jacket without sleeves? Exactly.