Introducing the Shant Shorts: part shants, part shorts, they're the perfect solution for those days - and we all have them, don't we? - when you really want to wear a pair of tiny little hotpants, but feel that sheer, lace leggings would be a little more appropriate.
Wait, what are we saying? There's really NEVER a time when sheer leggings are appropriate, lace or otherwise, is there? And while the addition of the shorts will certainly keep you safe from the actual police, we're afraid you'll still have to hide from our fashion force, because we most definitely consider these to be a crime of fashion.
Now, who's with us?