When we were forced to interview a pair of Christian Louboutin boots last week, on suspicion of committing crimes of fashion, we knew things must be pretty bad in the footwear world.
We didn't realise quite HOW bad things were, however, until we came across these crochet platform boots. The product description alone would've been enough to tip us off that something was seriously amiss here, but one glance at the suspect confirmed it: these are $600 boots, people, but they look like something the dog chewed. And which wouldn't even have been particularly attractive before that happened.
Also: crochet boots. Anyone care to explain the actual point of that? Anyone?