Clown pants: now on sale OK: first person to come up with a plausible way to wear these pants without looking like a clown wins a Fashion Police cookie.We have a feeling our cookies are safe. Which is good, because, well, we kinda already ate them all… [Buy it] Previous articleWanted! Pastel coloured coats Next articleFashion Police at the Cosmopolitan Ultimate Women of the Year Awards 2012 October 21, 2014 The Foot Snatcher Strikes at Haider Ackermann October 15, 2014 Not Your Average Sweaters Crimes of Fashion, Trousers/Pants Oct 31, 2012 3 Comments October 31, 2012 HeidiUnder an old sweatshirt at home when you have a flu. A box of tissues and a blanket would go well. November 5, 2012 ClaudiaI’d say, to the yearly gala of the incontinence support group, but that is hardly the politically correct thing to say. So I suggest: Under a loose, longer dress and boots, hoping to pass them off as leggings. November 9, 2012 EllesI’m going to cheat. Imma cut it at the crotchline to make it a shortish skirt. Then I would wear it with black flip flops and my bikini top. At the beach. Because this cannot be serious.