This crime was called in by concerned citizen Hannah, who's spotted the perp over at ASOS.com, and known instantly that there was something very, very wrong. And by "something", we mean "many things".
When our officers arrived on the scene, they didn't know what to book this dress for first:
The length?
The cleavage?
The Dynasty-style puffy sleeves?
The print?
ALL OF THESE THINGS COMBINED?
In the end, we arrested it on multiple charges. And it looks like we got there just in the nick of time, too, because:
This crime is spreading. Not content to restrict itself to just one dress, it's infiltrated two of them. Did we mention that this will cost you £260?
The model is now recovering in a Fashion Police safe house. Don;t have nightmares, readers...
[Product Page | Thanks to Hannah for the report!]
8 comments on “Citizen’s Arrest: Miss Francesca Couture Leopard Deep V Prom Dress”
The heel-less shoes add the finishing touch to this truly ghastly outfit!
Frederick’s of Hollywood would be proud to carry it.
Hmm….no.
Horrible! I’d noticed them too and thought that while Asos boasts introducing new brands every week, some things are better left unintroduced!
Not even for Carnival.
The designer’s description is so funny when looking at this.
“line of ultra-feminine bespoke clothing…creating ladylike silhouettes with beautiful craftsmanship and attention to detail.”
You could put a top under it and a longer skirt on bottom and be Effie Trinket for Halloween.
Or just grab some cat ears and a tail. But Halloween is definitely the only time this dress could be even remotely cute/appropriate
I’m all for animal print, but not when it looks like something a little girl might have for her Barbie doll, and that pink one just makes my eyes hurt.