This crime was called in by concerned citizen Hannah, who’s spotted the perp over at ASOS.com, and known instantly that there was something very, very wrong. And by “something”, we mean “many things”.
When our officers arrived on the scene, they didn’t know what to book this dress for first:
The Dynasty-style puffy sleeves?
ALL OF THESE THINGS COMBINED?
In the end, we arrested it on multiple charges. And it looks like we got there just in the nick of time, too, because:
This crime is spreading. Not content to restrict itself to just one dress, it’s infiltrated two of them. Did we mention that this will cost you £260?
The model is now recovering in a Fashion Police safe house. Don;t have nightmares, readers…[Product Page | Thanks to Hannah for the report!]