Well, it seems that John Galliano has some strange ideas about what is A Dress and what is Not a Dress.
Just for Mr G, and anyone else who is similarly confused, we'd like to clarify that this is Not a Dress. We repeat: Not a Dress. No, this is an invisible cape, with a bow at the neck. If you wear it in public, you will be at risk of ACTUAL arrest, not just Fashion Police arrest.
You'll also have spent $949 to look like you're naked.
If that doesn't put you off, nothing will...