The Emperor’s New…John Galliano dress

sheer dress by John Galliano

Well, it seems that John Galliano has some strange ideas about what is A Dress and what is Not a Dress.

Just for Mr G, and anyone else who is similarly confused, we'd like to clarify that this is Not a Dress. We repeat: Not a Dress. No, this is an invisible cape, with a bow at the neck. If you wear it in public, you will be at risk of ACTUAL arrest, not just Fashion Police arrest.

You'll also have spent $949 to look like you're naked.

If that doesn't put you off, nothing will...

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3 comments on “The Emperor’s New…John Galliano dress

    • Mari J —
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    That because JOHN GALLIANO without John Galliano is NOT JOHN GALLIANO!….

    • Carolina W —
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    Am I the only one thinking “vampire prostitute” here?

    • Moni —
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    Maybe the model confused “invisible cape” with “invisibility cape” and thought it wouldn’t matter if she wore something underneath or not, because people wouldn’t be able to see it/her anyway?
    Just a wild guess…

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