"Gosh!" we thought, "It's not like our old friends at Bless to make an item of clothing that looks, well, ordinary. We're more used to seeing hairy shoes, strange, off-the-shoulder suit jackets, and who could forget the Ra Multispaghetti dress? But these... these look like regular turtleneck sweaters!"
At least some things never change, eh?
Of course, you don't have to be in the Fashion Police detective squad to see what happened here. Obviously one sweater stole the back right off the other one. And turned it into a ... knapsack? A cape? We have no idea. The good news is that there's really only one fashion criminal in this post: the yellow sweater is guilty as sin. Its blue brother, meanwhile, is but a helpless fashion victim, and although it may not LOOK quite as bad as some crimes we've featured here, let's face it: it's a £400 sweater that will keep your chest warm while your back freezes - what kind of future can it possibly have?