Well, this was an unfortunate accident, wasn't it? And although it's hard to imagine the exact sequence of events that must have led to this demure looking dungaree dress being sucked helplessly into the office shredder (We'd love to see the movie version of that, though. It would make an excellent fashionista thriller, wouldn't it? Did we just invent a new genre?), it happens, people. Well, it happened. To this poor model. Now she'll have to just live with the consequences: shredded skirt, shredded dignity - who knows the knock-on effects this could have, or the many years of therapy she might need to get over it.
You think they're just clothes, readers, but trust us: they're SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT.