Anytime we see pants like these, we can't help but assume that the body underneath them is exactly the same shape as the pants.
You're doing it now too, aren't you? You're imagining her unfortunately elongated torso lurking underneath her specially-made pants, her crotch about two metres away from her belly button.
People who have bodies shaped like that are the only people who have a reason to wear these pants. Everyone else who paid £299 to look like this is going to have to accompany us down to the station: you all have some explaining to do...