Crimes of Fashion

Eyesight is SO last season, apparently…

tassel cap

Well, seriously: who really NEEDS to see where they’re going, anyway? Don’t you know that being able to see is, like, SO last season? This winter, all of the edgy dressers will be walking around in one of these:

tassel cap side view

And probably FALLING around in one of these, too. But wait! What’s this:

backwards tassel cap

Well, this changes everything, doesn’t it? Now this seems like a totally reasonable way to spend $200! We think everyone should buy one, actually. And then the streets will be full of ¬†people all wandering around, aimlessly walking into each other and falling over. Edgy.

[Buy it]

 

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