Crime of Fashion: the Knee-Window dress

Crime of Fashion: the Knee-Window dress

This week alone has saw us arrest an item with a boob window, and an item with a back window. It figures the knee-window was the next logical – well, illogical – step, huh?

That said, we think this whole window trend should stop right here. Before someone decides it’s time for a “butt window” or something equally… oh.

Seriously, what is this fascination with fashion designers cutting large, square holes in items of clothing? Is it too much to ask that clothes be left window-less every once in a while?

Also: is it just us, or would this have been a crime of fashion even without the knee window?

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  • September 21, 2012


    Is the first line a play on words? Saw/seen

  • September 21, 2012


    The shapelessness is horribly unflattering, adding the knee window makes it slightly different from a tent, but improves it not at all.

  • September 22, 2012


    That looks like a really, really cheap fat-lady night gown. I say this as a fat lady who has frequented fat lady stores and this would be on the clearance rack marked down to $5 at which point I might buy it to wear to bed with my husband of many years who doesn’t give a rats ass about what I wear to bed as long as I’m comfortable though he might reserve the right to remark on how truly homely this nightie is. We go to the grocery on Wednesdays to get the senior citizen’s discount. Just providing context.