We'd like to propose a new addition to the Fashion Police rulebook:
Boots which look like they could conceivably pass as roadkill of some description should automatically be considered crimes of fashion, and subject to instant arrest and imprisonment. Hair is not for heels. Hooves are for horses, not for humans. And Gareth Pugh is obviously some kind of fashion genius, to be able to persuade people to part with over $1,000 for shoes that look like this.