Oh hey, look! A post box without an opening for the mail! How odd.
Or... is it?
Well, how 'bout that? They're boots. Red, knee-high, £1,500 could-totally-pass-for-a-pair-of-post-boxes boots.
Don't believe us?
They have a hidden heel. Totally makes sense now, doesn't it? And while normally our Footwear Impostors are shoes pretending to be socks, or some other form of footwear, we have to admit, we're impressed by the creativity that led these ones to impersonate post boxes.
Just not so impressed we're willing to overlook the fact that they're a clear crime of fashion, obviously...