The website we arrested these on describes them as "multidimensional leggings".
We'd just like to know in which dimension it would seem like a good idea to wear a pair of pants with small spiked attached to them. Not one with lots of crowds, apparently. Or we'd hope not, at least.
We'd also like to know if it's the same dimension in which these would be considered "stylish":
We think it is, you know.
Visit the dimension in question here.