SUSPECT: Lumen et Umbra harem pants
ARRESTED AT: Yoox.com
BAIL SET AT: £110
Camel toe AND moose knuckle, in one garment? That's two of the horsemen of the fashion apocalypse right there, folks. Add in the deliberately ripped knees, and we'd urge you all to set your affairs in order and go hug your families, for the end of the world is surely nigh...
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3 comments on “Camel toe, meet moose knuckle…”
And they are transparent in the bum!
And they are sold out! Wtf??
Camel toe? Moose knuckle? What’s that stuff even mean?
These pants are still bad, though.