Oh, Jeffrey Campbell, there’s no need to tiptoe around the issue (boom boom!): this is a true crime of fashion!
And also really quite creative and clever, we have to admit. Which makes us wonder if it really IS a crime of fashion after all. Imagine, for instance, how surreal it would be to see people walking around looking like they were on tiptoe all the time? Honestly, as much as we like to consider ol’ JC the head honcho of the fashion criminal fraternity (we still haven’t forgiven him for unleashing the Lita pumps on the world), we have to give him some credit here for making that scenario possible.
What do you think of these? Innocent or guilty?