That's right, fashion criminal... keep those hands up, and stay riiiight where you are, while our officers check to make sure you're not concealing a weapon in that... thing. Speaking of which: what, exactly, is this "thing"? We have no idea how to describe it on our incident report. Is it a dress? A jumpsuit? A rug? Is it a bird? A plane? A crime of fashion?
Well, it definitely falls into the latter category as far as we're concerned, but if you're hoping to avail yourself of the opportunity to look like a multicoloured rectangle (and who doesn't, we ask you?) we're afraid you're going to be disappointed, because it's long gone from the House of Holland website. Gone, but not forgotten...


6 comments on “Hands up, this is a Fashion Police bust!”
It’s a summer Snuggie! Or a “BYOC” (Bring Your Own Cabana) for crowded beaches.
LMAO at BYOC! I always wondered what to do with those rugs my grandmother brought back for me from Mexico. Fabulous!
It’s a poncho onesie, obvs.
Not rili bad
pantcho?
I think you could fly with it! Like a batwing rogallo or something!