Dress of the Day: Diane Von Furstenberg Tamika color-block stretch-crepe dress
Diane Von Furstenberg Tamika color-block stretch-crepe dress, $345 Click here to buy it
Shant Spotting: Enza Costa Chiffon Zipper Pants
Finally! A polka-dot item we DON’T like! We knew we’d find one someday! (Note to Enza Costa: just because you attached them to a pair of shorts doesn’t mean they’re not still shants.} [Enza Costa Chiffon Zipper Pants, $132: click here to buy them.]
Hairy Legs are Back in Fashion
See, now we just want to see these worn with the Mitchelin Man sweater and furry leggings we arrested earlier this week: Now THAT would be an outfit. [Gianmarco Lorenzi fur boots, £424: click here to buy them.]
Fashion Police for the Boys: Luar Zepol Fall 2012
Well, THIS doesn’t look awkward. This isn’t awkward either. And this looks nothing like Sheriff Woody, on a particularly fashion-forward day. Nope. Every day would be a fashion-forward one in these outfits, mind you. They’re by Luar Zepol, and you can click here to see the [...]
Harem Hell: Pleats Please balloon pants by Issey Miyake
And we thought the wookiee pants were the worst thing we’d see this week… [Pleats Please harem pants by Issey Miyake, £285: click here to buy them]
Chewbacca called: he’d like his leggings back…
We’d like to think we can all agree that furry leggings fall into that category of Things That Should Not Exist. We’d like to think that. But the fact is, we never really know what you jurors will love, and what you’ll hate. So if you’ll [...]
Meet the Mitchelin Woman…
This post WAS supposed to be about Bless’s aptly-named ‘Mitchelin’ sweater, but actually, now we come to write it, all we can think about is those shoes. Oh, those shoes! The peep-toe boot rule is in full effect here, but honestly, we think the model [...]
Crime of Fashion: Vivienne Westwood ‘Nappy’ Shorts
“Hey!” we thought. “How funny! From this angle, those shorts look exactly like a giant, saggy nappy*! They can’t be, though. Because Vivienne Westwood just wouldn’t expect grown adults to wear giant diapers, would she?” And actually, even Far Fetch describes them as “nappy shorts”. It [...]
Let it all hang out
And to think we were worried about people wearing leggings as pants. This is a Fashion Police emergency, everyone. Please do not try to approach these items of clothing: we have reason to believe they could be dangerous… [Bernhard Willhelm top and shorts: click here [...]
Reminder: Leggings Are Not Pants
We’ve said it before, but the message bears repeating: LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS. We repeat: NOT PANTS. Yes, they may belong to the “pants” family, true. But they are NOT PANTS. They should not be worn as pants. It doesn’t matter how great your legs [...]
Style Trial: Jeffrey Campbell ‘Upend’ pumps
Oh, Jeffrey Campbell, there’s no need to tiptoe around the issue (boom boom!): this is a true crime of fashion! And also really quite creative and clever, we have to admit. Which makes us wonder if it really IS a crime of fashion after all. [...]
Men in Skirts: Rick Owens mens drawstring skirt
We’ve long been of the opinion that as women are able to wear pretty much whatever they like, we can see no reason whatsoever why men shouldn’t be able to do the same, and slip into a skirt or dress every now and then, if [...]