Elephants. And… 70s wallpaper. You’ll never see one without thinking of the other now, will you? These fabric boots are by Miu Miu, who like their footwear to veer abruptly from the sublime to the ridiculous, with absolutely no middle ground. In fact, we don’t [...]
The theme of Azumi & David’s Autumn/Winter 2012 collection is “Keeping It Surreal”, and they definitely don’t disappoint with these t-shirt dresses, which are designed to look like other pieces of clothing. We think these are really clever and well done (and a good way to wear that tight [...]
You’re thinking it’s just a slightly-baggy skirt, aren’t you? Look closer: Yes, that’s the crotch you can see. At her knees. And of all the things there are to wonder about here, it’s the strange combination of office-casual and fashion criminal that really has us [...]
It had to happen eventually, didn’t it? Women have been able to, er, enjoy, shresses and shants for years now, after all, so it’s only fair that men should be able to get in on the action too, with these sheer shorts by Mugler. We [...]
You know, there’s a girl in our neighbourhood who has this exact outfit… and she looks absolutely adorable in it. Of course, that girl is 11 months old. She’d look adorable in anything. It’s our belief that bloomer playsuits should remain the sole preserve of [...]
As we’ve mentioned many a time, The Fashion Police are big fans of Olympia Le Tan’s ‘Book’ clutches, which allow the nerdy, bookish types amongst us to walk around looking like we’re carrying one of the classics, when actually, it’s just a clutch bag. Genius. [...]
There is a saying that life is too short to wear boring shoes. Well, these definitely aren’t “boring”. And if everyone wore something like this, Fall 2012 would definitely be a much more interesting place. Would you wear them, though, assuming you could afford what [...]
We wouldn’t describe these as a crime of fashion exactly. Not exactly. OK, sure, if you wear them exactly as shown above, then you can expect to be hearing from our officers. And probably the officers of the actual police, too, because what you’re basically looking at [...]
“No, seriously, I’m a size 0 – look how tiny my clothes are!” Well, that’s one way to try to trick people into thinking you wear a smaller size than you really do, we guess. And also a good way to make yourself look like [...]
Or you could just keep your £225 / $362 and make your own plastic grass necklace with materials found at your local garden centre . Or you could forget the plastic grass necklace altogether. Your call. ['Nature' necklace by Ineke Otte, £225, Louisa Via Roma: click [...]
We just spent way too long looking at the close-up of these pants on Shopbop, in a bid to establish whether or not this model is wearing underwear. Way too long. We’re never getting that time back, people, but it’s OK: we stare at the [...]
The Idle Hands bodysuit from Nasty Gal: because a pair of mysterious hands groping your almost-exposed boobs in your sheer bodysuit isn’t creepy at all… (Aside: every year at roughly this time, something like this gets reported to us. What is it about Springtime and [...]