We thought you all might need some cheering up after the trauma of this morning's attack on a skirt, so we found you this ickle bunny wabbit dress to look at. Now, though, we're just worried that we may have made things worse, because are those FANGS? Is that some kind of vampire rabbit? Will YOU be able to sleep tonight?
Let's see if we can bring this back into "cutesy and twee" territory, shall we?
Is it working yet?
OK, how 'bout now?
Last attempt: imagine that this is your graduation gown, and everyone in your class has to wear one:
We'd go to THAT school, that's for sure...
(Click here to buy it)