She can’t believe she spent all that time working on getting the perfect “model” figure, only to have to force it into a jumpsuit which makes her look like she’s wearing someone else’s legs and butt. Oh, the humanity! She wonders if a different colour might work better?
She wonders no more.
Now she’s going to go sulk in the corner and think mean thoughts about the nasty ol’ stylists who got her into this mess:
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