THIS MEANS WAR, says the red carpet Reese Witherspoon is standing on. Which honestly sounds like a bit of an overreaction to us. Reese, sweetie, it’s OK: sure, the dress isn’t doing your waist many favours, buy we’re not going to go to WAR with you over it, honestly. The most you’d get for this would be a caution, maybe not even.
Here’s Reese posing her little heart out in green sequinned Louis Vuitton, at the UK premiere of This Means War last night. Can you help set her mind at rest in relation to her sartorial choices, or do you ACTUALLY want to go to war with her over this one?
In other words: GUILTY or INNOCENT?
(We’re definitely giving her a caution for the too-big shoes, by the way. Yes, there’s probably only a half-size in it, but we’re reached the end of our patience with this. Celebrities: BUY YOUR OWN SHOES. We know you can afford them. And really, who’d want to put their bare feet into a pair of borrowed shoes, knowing that other celebrities had sweated into them before you? Not us…)[Images: PRPhotos.com]