Never mind the award itself (Best Original Song, in case you’re wondering): Madonna’s OWN Golden Globes look like they’re trying very hard to escape from the fabric prison of her Reem Acra dress, no?
(Sorry: in every Golden Globes roundup, there has to be at least one joke comparing someone’s breasts to Golden Globes. It’s an Internet law.)
Madonna sadly can’t step onto the red carpet now without the phrase “for her age” being thrown around (See also Helen Mirren), and also without huge speculation as to what she may or may not have had done to her face this week. We only care about what she’s wearing, though, so what’s the verdict, jurors?